Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
