Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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