i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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