I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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