Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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