Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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