In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
