I just threw up on my dentist
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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