OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I puked a lego.
one might say we're banned from that church
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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