I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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