great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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