he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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