i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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