No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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