I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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