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when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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