Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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