I must be too annoying 4 u.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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