You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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