What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Randomize
