I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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