whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Randomize
