I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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