Whod you bang
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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