Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
