Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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