also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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