So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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