Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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