I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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