normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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