if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Fuck appropriateness.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
