The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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