Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
