I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
