idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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