yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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