I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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