Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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