your parents love me but you hate me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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