Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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