I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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