Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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