Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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