problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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