So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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