you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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