why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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