In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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