...so i touched it.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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