what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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