why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
FUCK WHALES
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