Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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