awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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