You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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