i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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